4 February 2018 - 16.48 - Northern Line Train - “There is a beggar on the train please do not give him money” - Announcement by train driver. 28 March 2017 - 10.46 - Man on Waterloo Bridge holds a pair of sunglasses with one of the arms broken and throws them on the ground. 9 March 2017 - 14.37 - Northern Line Southbound Train - An elderly woman sits with her tiny dog on her lap when she gets off she puts the dog into a basket on her four wheeled shopping trolley. 15 November 2016 - 171 Bus - 8.45 - Man on top deck wears two trilby hats - one on top of the other. 15 October 2016 - 171 Bus - 8.38 - Man on mobile - �I remember them bringing out a bottle of 1908 sherry.� 16 July 2016 - 78 Bus - Nunhead to Shoreditch - 16.44 - Woman talking to a friend - �I wasn't half bad looking with all my teeth even though I say it myself.� 31 May 2016 - Overground Train - Queens Road Peckham - 16.42 - Woman answering her phone - �Yes on the way to the hotel a man in a coffee shop told me the hotel was really horrible but what can you do the guy at the bank is paying for it.� 7 April 2016 - Rue du Turbigo Paris - 12.34 - A man walks a brown poodle which wears bright orange shoes. 19 March 2016 - 171 Bus - 11.16 - �They cant be Italian the girls arent stylish enough� - girl to her boyfriend about a group of young people walking along the street. 1 March 2016 - Rye Lane - 15.11 - Sign in window of 99 pence store - ALL ITEMS 75 PENCE. 1 March 2016 - Overground Train Peckham Rye - 12.18 - Small boy to his mother �How do you get ice cream and jelly in a cone?� 27 February 2016 - 21 Bus - 10.49 - A mass of policemen wearing riot gear wait outside a block of flats. 23 February 2016 - Jubilee Line - 11.12 - Young Chinese woman shows a mother and small child the Chinese dictionary she is reading and explains the meaning of some of the words. 28 November 2015 - 453 Bus - 9.20 - �He got kicked out of the club for getting a blow job from a girl on the stairs� - bearded young man on mobile. 9 September 2015 - Queens Road Peckham - 4.22 - Man runs out of a Chinese takeaway and calls after a man across the road �I gave you the wrong order.� The man crosses the road hands back the wrong order and is given the food he ordered. 28 July 2015 - Golders Green Road - 1.12 - Man says Place De La Concorde Place De La Concorde Place De La Concorde Place De La Concorde as he walks along. 6 July 2015 - Queens Road Peckham - 1.38 - White and black kitten on shoulder of a walking man. 19 May 2015 - Public announcement at Stratford Station - 9.12 - �Delays to trains are occurring due to disruptive passengers.� 9 May 2015 - Lift at Elephant and Castle Underground Station - 8.07 - One man to another �There�s a half marathon in Peterborough in October I�m half thinking of doing it.� 8 May 2015 - Old Kent Road - 8.36 - Two men point at a passing lorry that is carrying the darkly camouflaged battered fuselage of a Spitfire fighter plane. 17 April 2015 - Number 24 Bus at traffic lights - Westminster Square - 13.28 - Bus driver sticks his tongue out at a young girl walking by and smiles. 18 March 2015 - Oxford Circus Station - 16.48 - One man to another �Does she get to keep the gastric band ?� 15 January 2015 - Golders Green Station - 17.58 - Member of staff asks passer-by �How do you spell succeed ?� as he writes a Quote Of The Day on a noticeboard. 13 December 2014 - Deptford Market - 12.46 - Man on mobile - �There�s more ways to swing a dog than put a rope around its neck.� 21 June 2014 - Bow Road DLR station - 12.10 - Man places ipad on rubbish bin and talks into it using sign language. 2 June 2014 - Queens Road Peckham -15.12 - Man feather dusts iron railings. 14 March 2013 - New Cross Road - 11.16 - Man shouts "I love Mabel" as he walks along. 22 June 2012 - London Bridge to Charing Cross Train - 8.16 - �She was a Russian who did not know her bra size� one young woman tells another. 15 May 2012 - Kings Cross Rail Station - 22.46 - Three men hold up a sign YOU ARE BEAUTY at ticket barrier. 1 May 2012 - Evelina Road Nunhead - 12.06 - �You dont understand why I hate him so much� man riding bike riding on pavement. 22 April 2012 - Lewisham Rail Station - 9.42 - A pigeon flies from a train carriage. 22 April 2012 - Lewisham Rail Station - 9.41 - A seated man in a dinner suit practices tap steps. 14 March 2012 - New Cross Gate Overground Station - 18.23 - �You are so hard to please� one man says to another. 10 March 2012 - 436 Bus - Camberwell Church Street - 11.45 - �My dad is the angriest man in Kentish Town� woman tells man. 5 February 2012 - London Bridge Northern Line Platform - 11.15 - DONT WAIT BACK HOME - hand written on poster. 3 February 2012 - London Bridge Rail Station - 11.04 � Eels have poor eyesight - Small girl tells her mother. 12 September 2011 - Shadwell DLR Station - 9.47 - Man at foot of stairs shouts �He Bloody Loves It !� repeatedly. 12 September 2011 - Overground Train - West Croydon to Highbury and Islington - 9.16 � Woman reads �Reasons Not To Have A Baby�. 25 August 2011 - New Cross Gate Overground Station - 11.56 - �I�m telling you now what I want from life� young woman on her mobile. 17 August 2011 - London Bridge Jubilee Line - 15.58 - Person wearing Tinky Winky Telly Tubby costume on platform. 28 July 2011 - New Cross Gate Overground Station - 8.36 - �I dont know what my parents will think of that� a woman says to a man. 19 July 2011 - South Bermondsey Rail Station - 8.24 - �I was a good girl before I met you� woman on the mobile. 15 July 2011 - Overground Train at Surrey Quays Station - 14.58 - �If you had to dye your face a colour, and you had to live with it what colour would it be? 6 June 2011 - Streatham Rail Station - 12.27 - Fox and cub frolic on platform. 1 June 2011 � South Bermondsey Rail Station - 17.19 - Man yells �Stop being so stupid!� at his dog. 29 May 2011 - 48 Bus - Hackney Road - 11.47 - �He does make me feel happy in other ways� woman on her mobile. 14 April 2011 - 436 Bus - Camberwell Church Street - 9.45 - Man standing with LILY 1.03.2007 - tattooed on his arm. 11 March 2011 - Hoxton Overground Station - 10.11 - Woman carries a mewing cat wrapped in a white blanket. 10 March 2011 - Overground Train - West Croydon to Highbury and Islington - 9.52 - Man sketches passengers in a large sketchbook. 20 February 2011 - Margate to London Victoria Train - 17.16 - The train skirts a field full of white swans. 4 February 2011 - Overground Train - New Cross to Dalston Central - 10.33 - �He was the ultimate smoothie� a man says to a woman holding a newspaper. 1 February 2011 - London Bridge Station - 18.49 - �I�ve seen her without makeup and with makeup and I prefer her without it� man on mobile. 31 January 2011 - Overground Train - Shadwell Station - 9.18 - A woman waves good bye to her friend leaves the train walks several steps and returns to sit next to her laughing friend. 29 January 2011 - Overground Train - Dalston Junction to Crystal Palace - 13.19 - A well dressed man holds a funeral Order of Service which bears the name John Lee. 24 January 2011 - Metropolitan Line - 14.58 - Man sits in a carriage his hands together pointing heavenwards, eyes closed. 23 January 2011 - 436 Bus - New Cross Road - 11.02 - A child sings "I�m a girl and he�s a boy, I�m a boy and she�s a girl� repeatedly. 16 January 2011 � Northern Line Train - 13.29 - A tear falls down the cheek of a woman listening to her ipod. 14 November 2010 - Rye Lane - 9.26 - A drunk staggers along the pavement with a can of beer singing �Put on your red shoes and dance the blues". 6 November 2010 - 171 Bus - New Cross Gate - 14.11 - "Meet me at the post box� man on mobile. 31 October 2010 - Northern Line Train - 13.36 - A woman reads a newsletter by the light of a LED magnifying glass casting a blue light across her face. 7 October 2010 - Overground - New Cross Gate to Dalston Junction - 12.05 - "Tell me is it your nerves?� man on mobile. 5 October 2010 - Platform of Queens Road Station - Peckham - 17.32 - "Andy you must watch the 6 o'clock news tonight, my old man is on it� man on mobile. 1 October 2010 - 55 Bus - Hackney Road - 17.42 - "Yes Daddy is on the bus now he will be home really soon, love you� man on mobile. 18 June 2010 - 436 Bus - Peckham - 10.38 - "If that makes you feel angry imagine how that makes me feel� woman talking on her mobile. 25 March 2010 - Dartford Rail Station - 7.23 - "Princess Anne is coming here� two station staff talking to each other. 16 March 2010 - 21 Bus - Old Kent Road - 8.42 - "Mummy why are we going backwards?� a small girl to her mother. 24 February 2010 - 21 Bus - Old Kent Road - 9.01 - "Yes the usual funeral . . . a few beers . . . a few punch ups!" man on his mobile. 13 January 2010 - 21 Bus - Great Dover Street - 9.13 - "We cant throw snowballs. We cant make snowmen. Whats the point of snow? " a small boy to his mother. 19 October 2009 - 21 Bus - Great Dover Street - 10.46 - "I was not lying to you last night" says a woman talking on her phone. 17 October 2009 - 453 Bus - Elephant and Castle - 12.07 - "Too many pockets and not enough memory says a woman to her friends as she searches for her bus pass. 25 July 2009 - Northern Line Train - 14.55 - A young woman opens a carrier bag marked costume hire and pulls out a plastic cutlass and an eye patch which she puts on laughing. 15 June 2009 - 436 Bus - Peckham - 16.13 - Woman answering her mobile - "No I am happy with my husband no I have never ridden on the back of a motorbike who is this?" 20 May 2009 - Guys Hospital - 9.05 - Sorry I cant make next weeks appointment - as part of my job I have to do a trampolining workshop 17 August 2008 - Sheffield to Manchester Train - 13.13 - Man speaking on mobile - "Had a horrendous journey I'll get off at Marks and Spencer and get some fruit" 5 July 2008 - Edinburgh to London Train - 15.32 - Train Announcement - "Can the owner of the musical instrument in Coach F please collect it?" 2 July 2008 - After popping a yellow and a blue balloon tied to a railing a man raises his arms and performs a victory jig. 30 October 2007 - 21 Bus Old Kent Road - 13.58 - A young woman holds open a musical score and sings as she annotates its pages. 25 October 2007 - Leicester Square Tube Station - 12.07 - Station Announcement - "Is there anyone at this station who speaks Romanian? If so please go to a member of staff at the ticket barrier" 8 October 2007 - Train from Whitstable to London - 22.20 - "Dodgy meal last night" a man says to a fellow passenger as he makes his way to the toilet. 2 August 2007 - Northern Line Train - 13.08 - In a crowded carriage a young man and woman stand, noses touching, eyes closed, silent, moving to the rhythm of the train. 13 May 2007 - London Bridge Station - 7.50 - Young man talking on his mobile "F _ _ _ You! How hard is it to remember a black top and blue jeans?" 26 April 2007 - Central Line Train - 16.15 - A carriage full of school children as the train pulls into Bethnal Green Station, a teacher shouts "You are in enough trouble as it is. I am not prepared to have this conversation now! 22 March 2007 - New Cross Road -11.45 - A puppy wearing a plastic bottle on its front left leg to keep a bandage dry on its paw waits at a bus stop with its owner. 13 March 2007 - Liverpool Street Station - 17.50 - A newspaper seller calls to another "What do you want?" He replies "World Peace!" the other calls out "Theres too many people in the world for that!" 6 March 2007 - Foot of escalator at Liverpool Street Station - 17.36 - A blind busker whistles 'You Dont Have To Say You Love Me' 3 March 2007 - Train arriving at Charing Cross Station - 10.18 - Woman talking to her friends "I like to read the Court Pages to see if I know anyone ... and The Deaths" 28 January 2007 - New Cross Gate Rail Station - 11.30 - Man Man holding a large bunch of blue and pink balloons steps nimbly on to the railway track to retrieve his black cowboy hat. 27 September 2006 - Building site at London Bridge Station 15.50 - A man plays 'Keepy-Uppy' with his yellow hard hat. 6 September 2006 -Charlotte Street WC1 - A suited young man holding his left shoe in his hand hops across a pedestrian crossing. 26 July 2006 - Canada Water Tube Station -18.30 - Station Announcement: "Cleaning staff please ignore the previous message, the bucket of water is no longer required" 22 July 2006 - Shenfield to Liverpool Street Train - 9.50 - A woman walks slowly through the carriages holding a Bible in her hand preaching "Today is the day, tomorrow is too late, Jesus loves you so much. Today is the day, tomorrow is too late, we are all sinners, whatever you have done, Jesus will forgive you. Today is the day, tomorrow is too late" 20 July 2006 - Jubilee Line Tube Train - 17.20 - A man opens and reads a 'Sorry You Are Leaving Card' he smiles as he reads the messages. 'To Bryden' is written on the white envelope. 6 June 2006 Tube Train - 12.35 - A man bends down and gently adjusts his sleeping childs tiny pink socks. 17 May 2006 DLR Train Stratford - 8.35 - Woman on mobile "Yea, we need some guns. I can take my water pistols and spray everyone!" 26 April 2006 W19 Bus Leyton - 17.38 - One woman to another "Look, that dog has got a gammy leg!" Her friend replies "Why do pigeons always have gammy legs?" 23 April 2006 London Bridge Station - 16.18 - Man to woman "He told me that he found himself in an oxygen tent, when he was just about to light up a cigar!" 20 April 2006 Saint Pancras Station - 8.42 - Man standing on the station concourse, holding a thick black book, uses a green highlighter pen to block large sections of text. 6 April 2006 Manor Park Road E12 - 18.00 - Woman exclaims into a mobile "What, he wants me to pluck his eyebrows?" 19 March 2006 Romford Road -10.15 - A man picks up a largish piece of broken paving stone from the pavement, and drops it noisily in a rubbish bin. 12 March 2006 Central Line Stratford Station - 21.11 - A young man stands in the carriage of the train, shouting "I do not want you to go to Hell, because Jesus loves you!"